[ The PORTAL clicks on to the well known grumpy reluctant werewolf. ]

And, thanks again, Promenade for reminding me how much my life sucks. You know, why even bother bringing people here if you're going to kick them out? It's just stupid. Or something. I can't even begin to go into it--and today is today. Really. Thanks for that reminder ( Read more... )

[ The PORTAL clicks on, sitting on the table of the kitchen in Josh's house, but he's off screen. The sound of running down the stairs can be heard. ]

This is... bad. And I don't mean just the garden variety kind of bad. I mean seriously bad! Like, all that karma crap that Aiden talks about coming back and hitting me in the face kind of... bad.

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Hey, kidnappers. I just wanted to say THANKS. You know, for kidnapping me and bringing house I live in here too. Thing is, you didn't bring the ROOMMATES with it, but you brought all their stuff? Really? That's just SO cool. So, I have a two story house with leaky pipes, messed up electrics, and I actually think last month's dinner was still on the ( Read more... )

[ The video feed turns on and a man is standing there, fixing his Zorro-like mask. He looks around awkwardly before turning back to the PORTAL and holding it like it's a video cam. ]Okay... I am used to weird. It's pretty much what my entire life is now. Weird. And I don't mean "I just woke up in a strange bed after a bar fight" weird, I mean... ( Read more... )